Cooking With Nick
“I’m all health-conscious and shit.”
Recipe for fried potatoes
Ingredients:
- 5 large potatoes, or 12 small potatoes
- 1/3-1/2 bottle of corn oil, or canola, or whatever
- 1/3 onion.
- minimum 2 types of BBQ sauce
Preparation:
- Chop up potatoes (remove fuzz if necessary) in a variety of thicknesses, put in pan
- Chop up onion in a variety of thickness
- Pour oil into saucepan
- Add potatoes & onions.
- Stir in between commercials.
- When spuds reach desired level of Cooked carefully pour oil into nearest plumbing receptacle.
- Serve on plate w/ bowl full of barbeque sauces for dipping.
Recipe for bacon
Ingredients:
- bacon
- a pan
Preparation:
- Put bacon into pan
- Fry until it’s damn crisp (setting off the smoke alarm is an excellent sign)
- Put on a plate and garnish with bacon.